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Hillary Clinton may be the
First Lady, but she certainly isn't the last.
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What's the first thing Bill Clinton does when he gets up in the
morning? Goes back to
the Whitehouse. |
Happiness is: Seeing Bill Clintons face on a milk
carton |
I'm convinced the whole Clinton fiasco was due
to a misunderstanding. The intern was supposed to help with the President's
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Did you hear Monica is changing parties? The Democrats left a
bad taste in
her mouth. |
I heard that Monica Lewinski's new job may be
Director of the Head Start Program.
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Even though Monica has testified, the're is no animosity between
them. Bill was overheard saying that Monica has the nicest smile he has ever come across. |

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| Ken Starr told Bill he wanted him to tell the truth, the whole
truth and nothing but the truth. Bill said "I can't do it, those are three different
things! |
What's Clinton's favorite mountain range?
--Himalaya! |
Richard Nixon said, "I am not a crook." Bill Clinton
said, "How do you define 'am'?" |

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| Say what you want about Bill, but you have to admit he's a very
upright man. |
What is Clinton's favorite Olympic sport?
Skating on thin ice |
To which preacher did Bill go for advice? Oral Roberts |
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| How will Clinton build his bridge to the 21st century?
Apparently while part of a federal prison work release program. |
What did Clinton say to Al Gore about the whole
affair?
"Pardon Me" |
Ingredients for new, improved Clinton stew:
One wiener, one tongue, one cooked goose, lots of spilled beans and hot water.
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