Even More Clinton Pictures
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What does Bill Clinton call Monica's ears ? |
| Clinton denies the allegations: "I didn't tell her to lie in deposition. I told her to lie in dat position." | What did Bill say to Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes! |
Do you know why bill clinton doesn't use bookmarkers? Because he likes to bend the pages. |
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| Bill Clinton steps off of Air Force One carrying a small dog.
One of his Secret Service men says, "Nice dog Sir." Bill says,"Thanks. I
got it for Hillary." The Secret Service man says, "Nice trade, Sir!" |
What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer
with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton. |
Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a beer
at Bill Clinton during his morning jog. Fortunately, it was a draft, so he was able to dodge it. |
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| What is the difference between Monica Lewinsky and a brick? Laying a brick never ruined your career. | Why does Hillary like Buddy the dog better than
Bill Clinton? Because Buddy chases his own tail. |
The most recent reports of the stain on Monica's dress have been
released. This whole thing seems to be a vast right-hand conspiracy. |
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| Did you know that Hillary is writing a new book? The title is: "it takes a village..... to satisfy my husband." |
Monica was asked by the Democratic Party to make a campaign contribution. She declined, saying that she gave at the office. | Sources say that Monica Lewinsky is outraged by Bill Clinton's
claims that their relationship was purely sexual. "Hey!" she said, "It was also delusional!" |
Well, it is about sex isn't it? If you want to see THE NASTY ONES click here. Otherwise, NEVER MIND! |
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