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| Windows '98 goes down so often they've started calling it Monica
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Bill Clinton will be the first President to go down
in history for going down in history. |
If Monica married the Unibomber, she'd be Monica Lewinsky
Kazinsky, and she'd
probably give a dynamite blow job. |
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Most people have to worry about getting AIDS from sex.
Meanwhile, Clinton gets sex from aides. |
Why is Bill Clinton a bad carpenter?
Because every time he screws, his cabinet falls apart.
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What's the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic?
Only 1500 people went down on the Titanic. |
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Did you hear about
the new Bill Clinton computer?
It's got a 6 inch hard drive, but no memory. |
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| Of course, the President's all-time favorite movie is Die Hard. |
How does Clinton practice safe sex?
He doesn't light the cigar. |
Too much Viagra! |
What did Ms. Lewinsky was allegedly say when
offered a position at the the U.N?
Would that, then, be a "missionary position?" |
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Why can't Kenneth Starr prosecute Bill Clinton?
He can't get the evidence to stand up in court. |
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