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FEDERAL MARRIAGE AMENDMENT

Marriage in the United States shall consist only of the union of a man and a woman. Neither this constitution or the constitution of any state, nor state or federal law, shall be construed to require that marital status or the legal incidents thereof be conferred upon unmarried couples or groups. More...

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Documentary of US 'war crimes' shocks Europe

American soldiers have been involved in the torture and murder of captured Taliban prisoners, and may have aided in the "disappearance" of up to 3 000 men in the region of Mazar-i-Sharif, according to Jamie Doran, an Irish documentary film-maker.     More... (Page loads slowly. ed.)


Australian Scientists Say Can Rebuild Immune System

Australian scientists have used stem cells to grow an organ in mice critical to the immune system, saying the technique could be used to restore the human immune system in AIDS-HIV and cancer patients.

Police add details to kidnapping suspect’s description

Police investigating the apparent kidnapping of 14-year-old Elizabeth Smart added details Tuesday to the description of the suspect and said he was not aware that the girl’s little sister witnessed the abduction.

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Now showing on satellite TV: secret American spy photos

European satellite TV viewers can watch live broadcasts of peacekeeping and anti-terrorist operations being conducted by US spyplanes over the Balkans.
Beam me up, Scotty - one laser-beam encoded stream of information at a time

It's teleportation, Jim, but not as Star Trek fans know it. A team of scientists in Australia have managed to "teleport" a stream of information encoded in one laser beam and made it reappear in another beam a metre away using quantum physics.

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EPA proposes relaxing rules on air pollution

The EPA and industry said the changes would make plants more efficient, and thus cleaner. But environmentalists said the EPA was rolling back the Clean Air Act...

Vermont takes aim at doctor’s perks

Vermont is about to become the first state to take aim at drug companies’ practice of lavishing everything from ball point pens to free trips on doctors and nurses.

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White House staffers let Bush, Rice sleep after explosion on Jerusalem bus

Aides decided Tuesday to let the president and his national security adviser sleep for a while after the 67th Palestinian suicide bombing -- the deadliest in Jerusalem -- since Bush took office.

Islamic Bloc, Christian Right Team Up to Lobby U.N.


Conservative U.S. Christian organizations have joined forces with Islamic governments to halt the expansion of sexual and political protections and rights for gays, women and children at United Nations conferences.
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The Disappearing Mind

By the year 2050, as many as 14 million Americans could be suffering from Alzheimer’s disease. With new technology, doctors can diagnose the condition at its earliest stages in an attempt to stop its terrifying progression. Will they succeed?

How Secure Is a Nuclear Waste Truck?

With the arrest of Jose Padilla, our worst fears were confirmed: Al Qaeda was planning to build and detonate a dirty bomb containing nuclear material in an American city. A danger previously relegated to Hollywood screenplays is now a reality.

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Parents outraged over school sex survey of 10-year-olds

Seven Mesquite School parents whose children were given a controversial survey that asked questions of a sexual nature have filed a claim against Palmdale School District of the Antelope Valley, about 50 miles northwest of downtown Los Angeles.

Conservatives not satisfied with Bush's record

Conservative lawmakers and activists disappointed with President Bush's first 18 months in office are calling into question his tactics and strategy in advancing the conservative agenda.

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This Week's National Public Radio Link
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Congressional Panel Discusses Death Penalty Reform Bill

A Senate panel holds hearings on legislation that would ensure eligible inmates access to DNA testing to establish their innocence. The bill would also improve a defendant's chance of getting a good lawyer. NPR's Allison Aubrey reports. June 18, 2002.

 

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Funny Bone!

Mrs. Whack and the Frog

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from the name plate that her name is Patricia Whack. So, he says, "Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."

Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says "$30,000." The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it is OK, he knows the bank manager.

Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.

The frog says, "Sure, I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says: "There is a frog calling himself Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"

(are you ready?)

(you're gonna hate me)

The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a rolling stone!"

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